Turtles can't talk, they can only write. It's a wonder Gary didn't write in Chinese.
She kicked me in the bowel---I mean the bladder.
"The writing I understand that, but I don't know how he gets out."
Thanksgiving breakfast
Ronald McDonald; Hamburgular; Cookie Baker; sitting beside me at church
She's got jowels like a bulldog
"I swear to God Dawn, if you don't get her away from me, I'm going to kill her."
Driving to the house to pick up Moses' meds, then forgetting them and driving all the way back from Creation to pick them up.
Bev licking her fingers when she hears the sound of those wind pants.
Jones Soda
Helen Keller...
"stop intercoursing."
"Over in Hong-Kong
Big 'Ol Woman come alone
Take away my macho man
Poor Poor Me"
Colossal nosebleed
"what you mean it's going to be like David and Goliath"
Superbowl party turning into Wrestlemania
H to the I to the double Z L E
Mad Mouse riding me to the verge of Yikesville at Hershey
Dairy Mart poop incident
Fireworks
Crunk, like Lil John
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